I would invite you to stay for a nice cup of tea, but unfortunately I'm in quite a hurry at the moment. If you would like to get to know me better, diaries are in the bottom shelf over there. Have a look, it might just be interesting - everyone finds diaries interesting. I'll be around, just passing between rooms and roaming around in my closets, so nevermind me.
Oh, of course, dear - I will come back and introduce myself properly, don't you worry. As you get to know me, I think we will get along fine.